Did you do any Black Friday shopping this year? Not really. I mean, I just kind of let my husband do all of that. I pay no attention to anything. Things appear in my apartment. I was going to say until the mountain of boxes start to arrive and you're like the hell? That it's like Christmas every day.

I had no intention of doing anything like any Black Friday shopping. And then my mom, I was in Miami, I was visiting. And my mom and I were watching, you've got mail, as we are want to do around the holidays. And I was like, you know, I've seen this movie a million times. I don't really have to pay attention to it. Let me go online and just kind of noodle around, see if there's anything I kind of wanted anyway.

Sure.

And, like, that it's on sale.

Paul, the amount of damage I did in 15 minutes.

The siren call.

They dignitized you.

From the moment that Joe and the kids go into Kathleen's store.

To the moment that Kathleen sees Joe at the fancy book party and realizes he's Joe Fox.

That's not a long time.

That's not a long time.

$400 were spent.

Damn, girl.

$400.

Just gone.

Just gone.

On my laptop.

I didn't leave the house. I didn't even put shoes on. And I was blown away the amount of like the speed at which I was able to spend that much money. And I was like, oh, I got to put this away.

Just slam your laptop goes and thwart across the room. Outfowl spot.

I blame you, Nora, Efron. You made shopping seem quaint and cute in this movie.

And I'm ruined. I'm ruined.

And I'm Paul.

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