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🗓️ 15 January 2024
⏱️ 135 minutes
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0:00.0 | Can I tell you, I went to this one craft fair on the Upper West Side, and I should have known, like, I should have looked at who else was shopping. Yeah. And been like, this is not for me. Okay. This is for people who have a lot more money than I do. So I was, like, looking around, and I've tried on this one ring. And I cannot tell you enough how this ring does not look like it costs this much money. Okay. It looked like almost something you get at a rent fare. |
0:02.9 | Okay. It looked like almost like something you get like at a rent fare |
0:24.7 | or something. Something a lady would offer to a knight to give her her blessing. Yeah. A forthcoming |
0:30.5 | jowse. I actually think it was a man's ring. So it's actually like a man giving it to a woman |
0:34.9 | probably because like I have giant fingers so men's rings fit better sometimes. |
0:39.9 | That's why they call you sausage fingers Vialva. |
0:43.4 | That's not the only reason. |
0:47.5 | So I try this ring on. |
0:49.0 | A fisting from Erica is really going to give you the squeaks. |
0:56.0 | I call it my Oscar Meyer high-fiber. |
1:02.3 | So, okay, I tried this ring on, and I was like, oh, yeah, that's cute. |
1:06.4 | I wasn't going to buy it no matter how much it costs. |
1:08.3 | Sure. |
1:08.7 | But then the lady who made it came up to me and was like, it costs $885. What? And I. At a craft fair? At a craft fair. This was outside. I did that thing where you look at you, you don't want to offend the person. Yeah. You don't want them to know that your bowels just released into your |
1:27.8 | pants. You don't want them to know that you don't think they are worth and they think they are worse. And so I did have to think where I kept it on an additional 10, 15 seconds and I like looked at it. And I was like, oh, that's really, you know, your work is lovely. And then I like, I like took it off and I ran as fast as I fucking could away from that. |
1:27.5 | The only choice at that point. really? You know, your work is lovely. And then I like took it off and I ran as fast as I fucking could away from that. |
1:46.4 | The only choice at that point. |
1:48.0 | Because honestly, every instinct of my body was like, get it off of me! |
1:51.5 | Oh, my God! |
1:52.3 | I don't have enough money for this. |
1:54.2 | It burns. |
1:55.1 | It feels like burning. Hey, I'm Paul. |
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