This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.

Hello, bienvenito, bonjourno, my friends.

Welcome one and all to a brand spank a new episode of the low life

podcast. I'm your flaming hot and spicy, seasonally depressed, white wine drinking,

talkie finger licking, ice coffee sipping, edible loving, hot mess of a host, Lorenzo von

Rumpf. And I am so happy to be here with you today.

There is no place I'd rather be than right here in this very moment with you.

I'm so thankful to be here.

This is where I can let it all hang out, wave my freak flag.

Oh, this is my safe space.

I hope you're having a great day, a beautiful week so far.

But if you're feeling a bit off right now, if life feels heavy for you, if you're feeling stressed out, you're anxious, you're depressed right now, or you're just in a bit of a rut, don't you worry, boo-boo, don't you fret. You have come to the right place. You are here for a reason, and we're about to turn that frown upside down. We got a great show in store for you today. Oh, I'm so excited for this guest. She is sunshine

in human form. This episode will feel like a shot of dopamine for the soul. Serotonin for the

ass cheek baby. We are taking care of you today. We will not be disappointing you. We have some laughs.

You'll be leaving with a smile with this

episode. Before we get into this week's very special guest, let's talk about mental health.

Nobody asked, but my mental health score this week on a scale of one to 10, one being bottom of

the barrel feeling like complete shit. 10 is on cloud nine, euphoric bliss on top of the world. Definitely not a 10. I'm not a one either.

I'm going to rate my mental health this week. A solid 7.7. I'm feeling okay. Hanging in there.

Hanging in there. Better days. It's a bit of a dip from last week. Here's a thing. I had the Emmys. I've had a lot of award shows happening. I've been working my ass off and I'm exhausted. But I've also come to the realization that when it comes to my job, styling, I'm on other people's time. I'm taking care of my clients, making sure they're ready. They look great. I don't want to disappoint them. I can't let them down. And so I'm

forced to be proactive and get shit done. So I don't disappoint my client who's paying a lot of money

for me to style them. When it comes to my own personal life, though, shit that I have to get done

...