The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother,

Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. I'm the middle brother, Dave Holmes, captain of the industry.

And I am the youngest brother, Rhea Butcher, the lady James Dean, or Pamplenus, if you such is.

Uh, what a joy to be here on my brother, my brother and me. It's Max Fun, Mix them up week.

Sure it is. This has a real name, and that is not what it is. And I'm the owner of MaximumFund.org.

I should know what it is. But the point is that everyone is flip-flopper-rooing all this week,

and the three of us are in for the brother's Mac. I, of course, am the host of Bullseye with Jesse

Thorne and Jordan Jesse Goe and the bailiff on Judge John Hodgman. I am the host of International

Waters and nothing else. And I, Rhea Butcher, and the host of Wampand Pau and nothing else.

To be fair, Dave, at any given time, you're the host of 15 to 20% of American's television programs.

Not so much anymore. If you have been in television programs.

American television's sweetheart. I have a show that might be coming back.

Uh-huh. We don't know yet. Yeah. Uh, but no, writing has really been sort of my focus.

You've got to, you've got a book coming out. You've got a book here. You're writing for Esquire.

That's correct. All kinds of stuff. You've seen Dave's stuff in Esquire, Rhea?

I have seen Dave's stuff in Esquire. It's great stuff in Esquire.

Also, um, my, this is a true story. Probably shouldn't address it. But why not? Let's do it. Sure.

Who cares? Yeah. My TV agent disappeared. What? What?

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