The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. Griffin and Justin are away. They're traveling

about this great world of ours, exploring new adventures. I don't know, I think they're working.

I don't really pay attention when they talk, but this is our best of episodes. It's episode 82 to 91,

so we're getting close to that 100 episode mark. We hope you enjoy it. It includes a lot of my

favorite bits, including Dwarp and Cake Boss and a bunch of good ones, so I hope you like it.

Yeah, here you go. Enjoy.

How do you, who has this much top? When I left my status update, when I want people to know that

I did something cool, that's the only time that you should ever update your status or Twitter or

anything. If you're doing something cooler than somebody else might be doing that exact second,

that's when you tweet, are you making something good for dinner? I have a lot of my status updates.

Just say, check out this thing I did. Let's basically hit it. I made this.

The biggest thing. Okay, and as much as I hate people that are just like,

I went to the store today, what I really hate is those ones that are like,

a true friend will do this, but a dear friend, and I'm just like, fuck you.

You know, that's people that don't actually have friends. Can you give me an example of what you mean,

Travis? Yeah, Travis, I love it. I love an example. I would love this. You're gonna have to give me a

second. No, no, no, I would love it just like straight off the dome freestyle.

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