4.9 • 31.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2015
⏱️ 59 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.5 | Hey, everybody welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the Modren era. |
0:48.5 | My name is Justin McElroy and I'm your oldest brother of the show. |
0:52.9 | My name is Travis McElroy and I'm your middleest brother of the show. |
0:56.6 | And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffith McElroy. Boys, it's good to have you here. |
1:00.6 | I'm excited to have the opportunity to speak to the both of you today. |
1:05.8 | Well, thank you, Griffith. I'm glad you could be here for you. |
1:08.7 | I forgot how we do it. This ain't how we do it. |
1:16.1 | This isn't how we do it. Justin, I have great news for you though. |
1:20.0 | And that is that we don't have to stay in the podcast game anymore because I've discovered a new |
1:26.0 | exciting career opportunity that I think the three of us can spearhead together. |
1:30.2 | I've been working on it for the past 48 hours and I'm already a multi-dollar air. |
1:37.1 | And I think that I can grab the two of you and I can bring you up with me up the success ladder. |
1:42.0 | Is it gambling? Because I've been doing that already. |
1:44.4 | No, God, you're not on that fucking fendule, are you? |
1:47.2 | We can talk about it later. |
1:48.4 | Yeah, we can. Yeah, we're going to talk about that shit later, Travis. |
1:52.2 | No, it's not gambling because gambling assumes a risk of failure. |
1:55.6 | This is a 100% guarantee. It's a proven system. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Justin McElroy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Justin McElroy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.