The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era. But today, in recognition

of our musical brothers who've been left out of the Grammy Awards today, we are going to be

honoring for the majority of today's show. We are going to be picking up the categories that they

let go of. Travis, who took home the best new Zydako of the fourth quarter award?

It was Zydako Jones. Zydako Jones, I loved his second album, which was titled

Movement in Zydako. You're bad at this. Some of my top Zydako acts are the, I loved the

Louisiana Creoleys. This year we're great. What about the Creole Opera? I like that one.

I like the Zydako sisters. That was pretty good. I like Mojo Johnson and his 10-buck two twins.

I love they had a great year. They came out with a cupid shuffle and a little Bootsie.

And three accordions, one dream. Yeah, that was really good. They're out of Porter Arthur,

Texas, if I remember correctly. They got together while working in an oral refinery.

They studied under Clifton Schneer Hill courses. Regarding the most circles as the King of Zydako.

I am going to miss the Zydako Pocca that we're now always treats us to every year,

combining all the winners into one. This year the Grammy is like, best Zydako,

best Tejano album. That seems poorly timed as we are now a largely a Hispanic nation.

And the Cajun Music album out. Best Contemporary Folk out.

It seems awful, Bolden Brassia them to just see like, and nobody cares.

Yeah, you're Zydako. Nobody wants you. Maybe that's not real music.

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