The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hey, what's up? It's time for the Super Bowl. No, no, no, no. What? You got to say big game.

Why? Because if you say SUP ER Bowl, then we'll get sued.

Says who? The government. The government. The government? Obama said so.

I know. Is the football commissioner? And he said that you're not allowed to say those words.

If I understood the rules correctly, I could say Super Bowl, but I could not say Super Vase.

There are no people in the world right now who can say Super B. You aren't one of them,

but Boomer, the sports commentator, is one and also Damirino and also everybody who's playing in

the Super Bowl. And the Super B. The Super Bowl. Superbowl. Do you guys get excited for the big game?

I'm excited for the Puppie Bowl. You know, I only watch it for the guy.

Sometimes I think that guy goes to the big game. Justin, you actually can't refer to the

commercials that air during the Super B. You had to call them TV breaks. TV breaks?

Yes. Very expensive advertisements. My favorite TV break ever is when that lady has the hammer

and she swings around and then she throws it through the TV screen. You know the one?

And from 1984, a lot of people don't know that she poops herself. Yeah.

If you freeze, it's unrelated. It's unrelated. But if you freeze. I think it was during big game

38. It was the very expensive advertisement where the overweight woman who married Tom Arnold

got hit by a log. Do you remember that? Gryven, you actually can't say Tom Arnold?

Oh fuck. Okay. The overweight woman who married the main protagonist from the movie The

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