MBMBaM 92: Ten Thousand Throbs

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2012

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Happy Presidents Day, everyone! Join us as we reflect upon the executive successes of administrations past, present and future, and also as we talk about which Presidents are the cutest. Suggested talking points: Prez Fight, Pinterest, Fly Exam, Psychic Battlefield, Lady Dupe, Scoville Units, Tv Freebase, Dig Deep No Fear, Jeopardy Angels

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.8	Hail to the chief. He's the chief and he needs healing. That's of course a classic scene from the
0:51.7	hit film My Fellow Americans starring Jacqueline and Walter Mathau both as president John.
0:58.8	Two angry presidents. Two angry presidents. Grumpy old president. Grumpy old statesman.
1:05.0	One of the classics of their later years of My Fellow Americans. But today we're celebrating
1:11.1	president's day. Of course here at my brother and brother in me an advice show for the modern era.
1:15.6	I'm your oldest president Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est president, Travis McElroy. Guys,
1:21.2	President Obama is a space monster from the planet, planet Muslim. And I don't know, I don't understand
1:27.6	why he gets in the holiday. He's trying to kill my freedom. Before we get emails on this,
1:33.0	I just remembered Walter Mathau was not in My Fellow Americans. It was James Gardner. And before we
1:38.7	get other emails about this, Griffin is Griffin McElroy. He earned my position on President Obama's
1:45.5	space monster ship stands. I know, but you definitely want to put a signature at the end of that
1:49.9	bomb bomb. The people know who that voice is attached to. How come no matter how many times we ask him,
1:55.3	he can't produce a burst of difficulty showing that he's not from outer space. Yeah. Have you guys
2:00.3	ever noticed that? Let us see your earth bud. So I have a question for you guys. My dear friend Jeremy
2:06.7	Dubin asked me this and it got us started. So here's the situation. Okay. You're about to get
2:13.6	into a bar fight, right? There's the big old brawl. Okay. You can have three presidents backing you up.
2:20.0	Okay. Which three do you choose? Well, I think we can all agree that James Buchanan's right out. He
2:26.2	died of the flu. Yep. Yeah. Agreed. No Buchanan. Is that the one that gave the two long speech
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