MBMBaM 89: Grab the Merkin

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2012

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We're centering our chakras and aligning our voodoo power centers to bring you our most spiritual episode to date. Come, join us as we look not only into the problems of our dear listeners, but also, the maladies of the soul. Suggested talking points: Prisoner of Worship, Fridge, Third Wheel, Arch Duke Zach Morris, Dupree'd, Merksmanship, Bakulover

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Welcome to my brother and brother in advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother,
0:48.4	Justin McElroy, and I was just talking with my middle brother, Travis McElroy. You just went to
0:54.0	Zen Church, I was correct. That is correct. And I have been told by you that your chakras are
1:00.5	really right. They are gaping open. Your chakras are so sharp that Zena could throw them. That's right.
1:09.4	That's correct. Now, I did have a question about Zen Church, and I think you're probably better
1:17.6	to answer it than my youngest brother, Griffin McElroy, who's also with us. When you go, do you have
1:23.0	to renounce Jesus and his teachings? How does that work? Well, I wouldn't say renounce, but he
1:30.8	is not allowed to come in with me. He has to sit on the stairs outside and wait for me, like that
1:37.2	scene in peanuts, when Snoopy has to wait outside the library for Charlie Brown and the music plays,
1:42.8	it plays no Jesus alone. Wow. Is that hard on him? No, I give him some money to grab an ice cream
1:52.8	bar from the ice cream man when he passes. So he has a pretty good time. Okay, good. This podcast
1:58.4	is a pretty sharp anti-Jesus term. Pretty quick. Why? I'm giving him ice cream. How's that anti-Jesus?
2:05.0	You know, I went to see my voodoo practitioner today, and you guys didn't see me going to talk to
2:09.0	me about that. You're really, you've been hugely, hugely different. Personality wise, since you started.
2:15.8	Every time I try to eat a frog, you're like, hey, what are you doing with a gizzard? That's racist.
2:21.0	Can I have his gizzard? That is what that thing you just said is racist. I...
2:25.1	Voodoo practitioners love gizzards. Frog gizzards. They use them in everything. It's racist. A voodoo?
2:30.4	Is that... To the voodoo people? Like me. To the voodoo... The cruele... I fuck it.
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