MBMBaM 81: Pizza Roll Suicide

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2011

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Happy week of Thanksgiving, everyone! In this episode, we discuss the many, many things on this Earth we're grateful for, and offend the Pat Morita estate within the first 90 seconds or so. It's a holiday show the whole family can enjoy, assuming they are bad people. Suggested talking points: Sweet Potato Protocol, Five Years of Lovin', Sexy Kickball, Man vs. Sadness, Washing Off the Night, Risk/Reward, Before Twilight, Turbacon, On a Good Day

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	The new recipe crust from Domino's. My tiger print silk pants.
0:54.8	Um, then those pop tarts that don't have frosting on them.
1:04.0	Asian people.
1:04.8	Old car smell. Old Asian people smell.
1:20.8	We are thankful for so much here at my brother, my brother and me. We just wanted to take a moment
1:27.6	to express the things that we are thankful for. Now it was what I just said racist.
1:36.6	No, no, you love the smell of like Pat Marita and all of their old Asian people.
1:43.1	He's dead his dead as fuck, isn't he Pat? Yeah, I would not enjoy that smell, I think.
1:48.4	Oh, I don't like it. This is Thanksgiving week.
1:56.5	At my brother, my brother and me just give a thanks saying, have you taken a moment to say like,
2:01.6	this is what I'm thankful for. I'm thankful for that guy on my um,
2:08.4	Facebook that only posts pictures that he found like they got forwarded to him by his grandpa.
2:16.4	It's like, look at this girl. He believed how chubby she is and she's in a wedding dress like
2:21.5	that guy. I'm thankful for him because he makes me feel pretty good about my whole
2:25.8	whole deal. Yeah. I'm thankful for the people that every time you talk about how much you're
2:30.6	looking forward to Thanksgiving, they remind you about genocide and stuff.
2:35.2	Do you have people in your life like that? Yes, I do. Well, not anymore.
2:38.8	Yeah. Griffin, what is the, what is the turkey day procedure like in Texas? Everything's
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