The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, after taking a week off to finish our ground breaking work on the Hermann

Kane campaign, we return to you, my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era with heavy hearts today. We drove that bitch until the wheels fell off.

Right. Somebody put a penny on the track, and that penny was common sense, and it not just

clean up. That penny is called sexual harassment allegations and allegations of a long term affair,

and that penny, it took the Kane train clean off the tracks. Is that really? Where do we go wrong,

tracks? Griffin, where do we go wrong? I just can't believe it's something that my new

ended our nation's beautiful most beautiful dream. Something as small as a 13 year long illicit affair.

Yeah, that's only an affair that is as old as a seventh grader.

You know, if we look at time in its completeness 13 years, not that much, consider the fullness of

time huffington post, give it a thought, give it a once over. Give it a once over you jerks,

you know, I told my children that they would live to see a day when a black, unqualified man

could be president of this country, and you are ruining it. You are making me a liar to my

non-existent children. I told my 13 year old love child that he would see his daddy in the

White House. And mommy won to walk across that stage as mommy to clapped inconspicuously from

the crowd. I promised him that, sir. There's a lot of America, you ruined it.

This of course is an advice for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother and campaign manager

Justin McAroy. I'm your middleist brother and intern Travis McAroy. I am Griffin McAroy,

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