MBMBaM 80: For and By Dummos

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2011

⏱️ 53 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

This week's episode is a little late, because Griffin spent all weekend in New Orleans. On the plus side, he speaks with a cajun accent the whole time! On the minus side: It is incredibly offensive to everyone. Suggested talking points: Creepin', Vitamin Caddy, Heartpool, Infected City, Arcade Fire of 1972, Dovahkiin, My Gushers, Yellowcard

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:44.7	Slaybills ring, are you listening?
0:47.5	Hey, welcome folks. This is my brother, my brother, me and my brother. We're just heating up
0:52.4	for the holidays season. We already on that creep. We are on. We're going to record our Christmas
0:58.0	episode now, and then you save it. Promise you don't listen to it until then.
1:04.4	Now every episode is going to be a Christmas episode. We love getting into the spirit.
1:08.4	My argument is, if Starbucks has got a red cup, I've got the light of Jesus' birth in my heart.
1:18.8	Do not look directly at that birth. That was a very bright, but it's like a flash bang.
1:25.6	If Starbucks has a white cup, we're empty and solace inside.
1:30.4	Who's Jesus? Who? I don't know. Tell me Starbucks.
1:33.3	I only Starbucks remembers Jesus. You can get a CD, but the checkout.
1:40.7	You want a Boobley?
1:42.8	Did you want a Boobley? You want a Jesus? You know, it's a game changer.
1:50.1	It's a Jesus and it's Norah Jones. Together again.
1:54.4	Oh Jesus, I do miss him. This is an advice show for the modern era. We are on our holiday creep,
2:01.3	on the Christmas creep, a slow death march to the birth of Jesus.
2:08.9	And then to 2012, and then it's all over.
2:10.9	And then in 2012, Ragnarok, it's going to be great.
2:14.7	But for now, we still have a lot of people that need our help.
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