MBMBaM 79: Who Guginoed?

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2011

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week, the McElroy brothers are celebrating their own birthdays. All three of them. They were all born on the same day, because their parents would never do something so cruel as to leave one of them out of shared birthday festivities. Suggested talking points: Birthdaze, Trivia Stragglers, Itchy Secrets, Lump Sums, Heart's Desire, Five Minutes of Seaman Humor, Purest Truesilver, Goof Ya to Sleep

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	It's the most wonderful time of the year.
0:48.2	Be sure to show that it's exactly how you started it last year.
0:51.3	Is it really? That's a tradition now. Now it's not me ridden off of it for myself right
0:55.3	year ago. It's a tradition. It is the birthday episode. All three of us, November 8th,
1:03.6	blowing it up with our Big B day, a B day spectacle. How about birthday to all three of us?
1:08.3	Travis, are you stoked about year B day? I'm so stoked.
1:11.6	I'm stoked. What are you looking forward to the most? The presents, the gifts, the cheer,
1:15.8	the chicken fried bacon. You're going to get some chicken fried bacon for your birthday.
1:19.4	I'm going to get all the chicken fried bacon for my birthday. Is that a gift?
1:23.2	It seems like what's the opposite of what a gift is for your heart and liver.
1:27.0	It's a punishment. Griffin, how is your Big Birthday plan?
1:31.6	My Big Birthday plan is to put myself into a state of cryo sleep for six months
1:37.6	until it is really my birthday. Okay, let's take a quick poll.
1:40.8	I feel like everybody on the show's birthdays never right. Let me go around and we'll see if we
1:44.8	at my birthday is November 8th. Oh, my birthday is November 8th. My birthday is November 8th.
1:52.3	No, no way. That does not ring true. It's April 17th.
1:59.8	Wow, that sucks. It's so fucking far. I could not be fucking further away.
2:04.5	And it sucks because I know the two of you were conceived on Valentine's Day. It just adds up.
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