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My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

While we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers. Suggested Talking Points: A Murder Most Fowl, We Use All Parts of the Joke, Non-American Burgers, Hot Palm on the Griddle, Must Be the Funny Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:45.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you
0:56.0	This is true
0:58.0	Ah
0:59.0	It's better with two
1:02.0	My life
1:04.0	Ah
1:05.0	It's better with you
1:10.0	Hello everybody, welcome my brother, my brother Meant Advice Show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. What's up, Trave Nation? It's me, your middle-less brother, Travis Big Dog Wolfo, from the Rocket, McElroy. What's up, Trav Nation, it's me. I was so distracted by the Rocket. Sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. That's how he gets you. That's how the rocket gets. You get distracted by a rocket,
1:30.4	then boom, 130 mile per hour fastball. Yes, that's it. So I've noticed that you've tried
1:36.1	working in quite a bit of pitching and fast throwing kind of like terminology into your
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