MBMBaM 800: Platonic Soapbox Sex Coffin

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even though our souls are spread out across eighty-eight haunted piano keys. Suggested Talking Points: Da Man in Da Goobermask, Be Gentle About Deck Size, Trade Your Brother for a Website, Hone Your Brain and Ditch Your Shame Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:45.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you
0:56.0	This is true
0:58.0	Ah
0:59.0	It's better with two
1:02.0	My life
1:04.0	Ah
1:05.0	It's better with you
1:09.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tiberius McElroy. What's up, Trave Nation? It's me. You're a middleist by the Travis Big Dog Froom Vroom, The Rocket McElroy. What's up, Trav Nation? It's me, Griffin McRoy, your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 media luminary fastball.
1:31.0	Who?
1:31.6	Guys, it's episode 800 and I've got a big announcement.
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