MBMBaM 798: Round and Swallowable

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Don't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelations about the Steve Miller Band. Suggested talking points: Seven Sleepy Samurai, Neither Hot Nor Ready, Rupture Your Flesh Prison, Trade Up to a Broken House, A Bear Has My Family Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	It's the start of something cute. how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool, baby? One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels live.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you this is true ah it's better with two my life ah ah ah
1:02.0	it's better with two my life ah ah ah ah ah it's better with you
1:09.7	hello hello and welcome to my brother my brother and me and in It's better with you Hello Hello
1:12.0	And welcome to my brother
1:14.2	My brother and me
1:14.8	An advice show for the modern era
1:16.3	I'm your oldest brother
1:17.0	Justin McElroy
1:17.9	Travis do like the most like
1:19.0	Sort of genial welcoming
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