MBMBaM 797: Safe and Full of Grubs

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

If we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re very excited for our groundbreaking advancements in the field of Stroganoff. Suggested talking points: I Have Nipples Joker, Judas Cum Prudence, We say yes First and then we shit on it, Strogan-on, Beef juice Novak, Crowen Wilson Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	It's the start of something cute. how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool, baby? One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels live.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.0	My life are, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:09.0	Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, and show from the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. What's up, Travis, Travis, Big Doc, Wolfel, Frum, Vroom, Big Unit McElroy. What's, ooh, welcome. No, actually, no, dude. I think actually you need to, I think you need to drop on it. No, no, no, stop, stop. I like big unit. I like big unit. You need to lose something else.
1:28.0	Because I, dude. I think actually you need to, I think you need to drop on. No, no, no, no, stop, stop. I like big unit.
1:29.1	I like big unit.
1:43.7	You need to lose something else because I do think it pushes. I understand that this is DeBrand. It's getting a little, it's giving you Sador. I think it's going to drop. Yeah, it's giving us to door. Yeah, I get that. But you need to drop one of the conditionals.
1:45.3	Can I be big dog unit?
1:47.2	Um, No,
1:47.6	that,
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