MBMBaM 796: Wire and Ass

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mcelroy, Mbmbam, Justin Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Advice, Comedy, Travis Mcelroy, Mcelroy Brothers, Comedy Advice

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously, yes, about bathrooms. Suggested talking points: Re-Laxative, Thirty-to-Thirty-six Boogie boards, Notice Us Squarespace Senpai, I’m Unjealous, Splash-Jug Taylor Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels live.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true.
0:58.3	Ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.1	My life are, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:10.7	Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother, brother and me An advice show for the modern era Where apparently we're not even allowed to cough anymore You weren't coughing You were the only... You were the giant apple. Off the ground. Why was it on the ground? And you waited until we had... It's an audio podcast. It's an audio podcast. Like we synced and then you knew it was game time and you reached down. Then you were like bite of apple. They had a coughing fit. Yeah. Chewing fit. That sounded like me eating an apple. And looked like. And looked like it. We saw it. Why was it on the ground? Why did you have a ground apple though? We have done so much work on our video setups, Justin, for you to keep saying that's not for them.
1:49.2	Yeah.
1:49.8	Guys, I've sipped, can I just say, I've sipped so greedily from the chalice of life since we last recorded.
1:57.5	I both saw the third Avatar movie and had my first kolnoscopy.
2:01.7	At the same time?
2:03.4	No.
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