MBMBaM 78: Fly Me to Heaven, Kid Vid

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2011

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's our super special Halloween Spooktacular, and you know what that means: We quickly forget that it's Halloween, and start going off on tangents about high school boners and how cool Randy Jackson's eyewear is. Pretty spooky, right? Suggested talking points: Dogg Pound, Hearse, Ingratia, Clownfish, The Fight Club Heist, Engorged, Cat-calling, Moving Like Jagger, The King of Dead

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:35.7	Welcome, my brother, my brother, me, an advice show for the modern era.
0:48.5	Griffin, I want to start the show, but I have to say your eyes are looking so dope.
0:55.5	It's, they're really popping nowadays, don't they?
0:59.6	Yeah, it's like your eyes have a groove. If I may say that.
1:06.6	My eyes are honorary members of the dog pound.
1:11.0	Tell, do tell, how did you achieve this look?
1:13.4	I don't know.
1:13.9	Must have been expensive.
1:14.8	I went to the glasses store and the elderly lady who was making me try on every god damn pair
1:20.4	of glasses in the store. She was the proprietor, not just some old lady that was in the store.
1:26.5	She was like, you know, your eyes kind of look like the eyes of the basis from journey.
1:32.3	And I said, oh, that's funny. Do you mean Randy Jackson?
1:36.1	And she says, yes, I have just the glasses for you.
1:40.3	They're Randy Jackson's glasses.
1:41.7	Oh my god.
1:42.9	What, how did you afford that?
1:44.8	They were extremely expensive.
1:48.2	But, you know, I decided I'm 24 now going on 25.
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