MBMBaM 77: The Hole Shebang

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2011

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Just one short week -- well, okay, one normal-sized week -- stands between us and Halloween. Are you ready, dear listeners? Have you assembled your costume? Planned your event calendar? Candied your corn? Don't worry if you've fallen behind; we've got some tips for the stragglers. Suggested talking points: Halloween Prep, Pay it Forward, Gossip Boy, Dracula: The Gun, Nailfreak, Family Ties, Prince's Business, The Giamatti Test, Facekissbook

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0:00.0	I've saved this tiny green apple to eat during the show.
0:03.4	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:08.8	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:14.5	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know
0:19.5	how cool they are for listening.
0:21.7	What's up, you cool baby?
0:48.1	I'm saying the rich caramel exterior is going to wash right off once the dust is in the
1:15.8	water.
1:24.6	I think if you have two for the peepers and one for the penis, that is a horny ghost.
1:38.1	They have to watch everybody having sex.
2:04.9	Can you imagine if we destroyed a horse and it turned into a ghost that loved the fuck?
2:10.2	That would be like, alright, what our whole show is.
2:12.7	Yes, hey, by the way, if you haven't had your Halloween costume planned yet, you're
2:18.8	dead ghost horny horse.
2:20.6	You will be the only one at the party I guarantee.
2:23.0	All you need is a friend who is a good sport.
2:26.4	Did you guys ever read that old comic strip, Casper, the overly friendly ghost?
2:32.2	I loved that one.
2:33.2	I loved that one.
2:35.2	Thanks McCarthy, thanks for nothing.
2:37.3	Do you guys have your costumes planned?
2:40.3	Yeah.
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