The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome, my brother, my brother, me and we're this week work. We just want to say we're sorry.

We want to kick off by making some corrections and some apologies and some retractions.

And some retractions. Patently untrue stuff. Patently untrue things. I should say this is my

brother, my brother, my brother, my main advice show from the moderate era. I'm your oldest brother,

Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your baby brother, Griffon McElroy,

and Benjamin Franklin, guys. What in the president? Nope, he was king. Apparently, we said that in the

last episode. He was king. Okay, see, I said that, but I said it as a goof. And I thought you guys

would be like, that's Jay goofing again, and you called me on it, but no dice. He just, it's

locked. And I didn't want to go back. I didn't want to pick up the trail and say, hey, hey,

I just think I just said was a joke. Miraf, let's move on to the other big thing, which is you and

McGregor. He wasn't in contagion, was he? That was on us. That was that was Paul Rudd. Yep.

That no, that was who's the other guy? Evan Jude Law. Jude Law. That was Jude Law. And you

know what? I apologize to you and McGregor. I don't apologize to Jude Law, because guess what?

Got a really fucked up girl. Still. I'm real about Evan's girl. He's got a real jacked-up

two situation. I said last week that I cried during Katy Perry's fireworks. I just want to

correct that. It was Lady Gaga's born this way. Oh my god. How can you cry during that?

That's awesome. How can you not just say it? No, it was a happy cry. It was just epic. I was

born this way. Yeah. As a fair grown male. Speaking of Gaga, she's got a new track, sort of a

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