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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 75: Everbuddies

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2011

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

We were on a pretty tight timetable to get this particular episode out, so it may not be the feature-length epic you've been hoping for. Don't blame us, blame the terrorists. (Also, the gourds.) Suggested talking points: Party Pupa, Homeschooled, Jeans-Vault, Gundammit, Grandpa Cop, Firework, Crocoswine

Transcript

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

0:47.3

You got 55 minutes to record this episode before Justin has to leave and go hang out with his in-laws.

0:53.2

At the where am I going? Did you guess the West Virginia Pumpkin Festival?

0:56.8

Because that's the fucking exact one.

0:58.7

That's the fucking Pumpkin Festival destination that he is attending.

1:02.9

Did you think I will see the biggest pumpkin in the country? No, it's not a national Pumpkin Festival,

1:09.3

but I will see the biggest in the state. That ain't too shabby.

1:15.6

Tony, I'm Aida.

1:17.2

Hammy that gun, and I have to shoot this pumpkin.

1:19.4

Boop!

1:20.0

Welcome to our Pumpkin slash 24 tribute episode, episode 75, my brother, my brother, me,

1:26.4

an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

1:30.2

I'm your sleepiest brother, Travis McElroy.

1:32.5

I'm your sickest brother, Griffin. Guys, 54 minutes. Let's cram some fucking comedy into this shit.

1:37.9

I work in a law firm, and I just received an all-office email inviting me to my workplaces

1:43.2

first ever, Rockin' Halloween Bad. Let me try that one.

1:48.0

Let me try that one more time. Rockin' Halloween Bad.

1:51.8

My office has thrown some memorably awkward parties in the past,

1:56.0

but this one by far promises to be the worst. We've been told we need to dress up,

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