4.9 • 31.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2011
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? |
0:47.3 | You got 55 minutes to record this episode before Justin has to leave and go hang out with his in-laws. |
0:53.2 | At the where am I going? Did you guess the West Virginia Pumpkin Festival? |
0:56.8 | Because that's the fucking exact one. |
0:58.7 | That's the fucking Pumpkin Festival destination that he is attending. |
1:02.9 | Did you think I will see the biggest pumpkin in the country? No, it's not a national Pumpkin Festival, |
1:09.3 | but I will see the biggest in the state. That ain't too shabby. |
1:15.6 | Tony, I'm Aida. |
1:17.2 | Hammy that gun, and I have to shoot this pumpkin. |
1:19.4 | Boop! |
1:20.0 | Welcome to our Pumpkin slash 24 tribute episode, episode 75, my brother, my brother, me, |
1:26.4 | an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. |
1:30.2 | I'm your sleepiest brother, Travis McElroy. |
1:32.5 | I'm your sickest brother, Griffin. Guys, 54 minutes. Let's cram some fucking comedy into this shit. |
1:37.9 | I work in a law firm, and I just received an all-office email inviting me to my workplaces |
1:43.2 | first ever, Rockin' Halloween Bad. Let me try that one. |
1:48.0 | Let me try that one more time. Rockin' Halloween Bad. |
1:51.8 | My office has thrown some memorably awkward parties in the past, |
1:56.0 | but this one by far promises to be the worst. We've been told we need to dress up, |
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