The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother and brother, I'm an advice show for the modern era.

Folks, it's called in flu season. I hope you have your your vitamin C, your echinacea.

What else is your portable bubble? Your bubble that saves you from infection.

I'm talking like a shower curtain kind of like force field thing.

Sure. Are you guys ganking out?

Ganking for your, well, A, racism. Don't appreciate it, too.

Sorry. Isn't that for your memory? It's for your memory, but that's how you remember to take all the other

vitals. Remember not to get sick. Right. You know, people in contagion, I liked contagion. I liked

how early Gwyneth Paltrow left the film, but I think get out here Gwyneth. Hey, there's the door,

lady. Go cry, I'm by thinner shoulder. I do wish that there had been a boy in a plastic bubble

who had risen up to lead them. Well, he would have been there here. Hey, didn't you,

immigrant dude, just that. I guess in a way, he just he did it just didn't commit to it.

That movie was startling for me on on well, three levels, the first thing, oh my god.

This is how this is it, guys. This is it. I have no this is how I have. I'm sorry. I hate to

know. I haven't seen contagion. Okay. Well, here, let me give you the, okay. Let me give you the

elevator pitch. Everyone gets real sick. Okay. Just real sick. We never been to a hospital. Uh-huh.

It's like it made the world into a hospital. Yeah, pretty much it. Okay. The whole world smelled

slightly of antiseptic. Yeah. So that was part one. Part two is you and McGregor's head bubble.

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