MBMBaM 67: Borrowed from a Horse

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2011

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Look: You're here, we're here, let's just get this thing done. Just a quick and dirty episode, fired straight from the hip, like guns are sometimes fired. By cowboys. Really, really hasty and inaccurate cowboys. Suggested talking points: Gorto: The Enormous Man, Jackback and Vid Kid, Fleetwood Maxx, Horse's Heatguts, Couchsurfing, Belly Shirts, Sam Elliott's Moustache, Cinco de Lovemaking, Spanking Party

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, welcome to my brother, my brother needs an advice show for the modern era.
0:48.4	Travis has prepared today's introductions himself, which I will permit him to do now.
0:56.2	Hello, weary travelers. Take respite upon Yon's stump by the fire. Enjoy a bowl of stew as we recount some wisdom.
1:06.8	I just hate this so much. I just finished my creative writing course of the adult learning annex.
1:18.2	You are really excited about it. The number one ever quest podcast on the net. Who's your favorite race?
1:25.4	I like Koonark. Who can pick? I like Elfton. I knew it.
1:31.4	I knew it. I knew it. I wanted to congratulate Miss Jennifer Hudson, who is now a size 0.
1:42.5	If you can believe that. She's invisible. She's just shrunk out of existence.
1:49.7	She has winked out of existence. If you look at her directly, you can no longer see her.
1:55.6	She has engendered two dimensional planes. She's gone from a size 16 to a size 0.
2:00.2	She lives in flatland now. She's basically the flat Stanley of humans.
2:05.6	That's Jennifer Hudson and that's how I congratulate her looking great size 0.
2:11.2	Something for all of us to strive for, I think, to get to know.
2:14.7	I'm going to find it. I was going to be hard for me to choose which of those two introductions to edit out.
2:20.0	Well, we like to give Griffin a lot of options here. He never, he never know.
2:25.4	Hey, GOP race, Bachmann Bachmann Huntsman. It's sorry.
2:32.0	Sorry.
2:33.1	Rompal. Do GOP.
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