MBMBaM 66: Beaches: The Book of the Movie

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2011

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Unless this show ends up going on until the end of recorded time, this, our 66th episode, is likely to be our most satanic installment ever. We heard from this cool dude we met at our local incense store that if you play it backwards, you can hear all kinds of secret, totally psychedelic messages. Suggested talking points: Bad Investments, Dream Spelunking, Dorm Warden, Looking at a Picture of Tracy Chapman, Mark Twain's Latest, Mighty Max Hash, Cool Urinal, Love Lawyers, The New Lunchbox

Transcript

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Times are tough. I mean, you take a look at the stock ticker on the wall, and you'll see times
0:52.0	are tough economically. We're going into a national economic disaster, but here, like a beam of light,
1:00.3	is your surely temple of the modern economic depression. My brother, my brother and me,
1:05.5	an advice show for the modern era. I am your co-brother and sunshine on a coddy day, just in McElroy.
1:13.2	I am Travis McElroy and your animal crackers in your soup. I'm the Skittles in your pocket,
1:19.3	Griffin McElroy. Guys, my blue chip stocks don't turn red. Yeah, I don't, I am insolvent over here.
1:27.5	Lot of red ink. Don't know what to do. I've been attacked by the bulls and the bears. Yeah,
1:33.3	and the pistons and the oil layers. They're still around. Oilers. Yeah, sure. Okay, good. Texans now, right?
1:42.6	I just don't, I just, I made a lot of bad investments. Tell me, give me, give me the number one
1:50.0	investment that you regret above all the others. I mean, a lot of bad investments litter that path,
1:56.8	financial ruin, but what would you say your number one worst investment was? Books. Why did you think,
2:05.0	like what books, like what, what do you mean? I put it all on borders. I put a lot on borders,
2:13.9	but mostly just the medium of books is what I invested in. It's like the idea of books. Stocks
2:20.4	symbol, B-O-K-S, which looks like box, but you know what it means. I thought, you know, I thought
2:27.4	TV and movies, I thought this was just a passing fad. It was a poor choice, and I wasn't counting
2:36.1	on the literacy epidemic that's ravaging our world. You couldn't have known. How could I have,
2:42.4	how could I have known? How could you have known? Let's, what I think we should do is to sort of
2:48.8	make sure that nothing that bad ever happens to anyone again. We should answer questions on our
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