The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

The trees are beginning to change color. The days are getting shorter.

Reticulously attractive eighth grade science teachers are getting ready to their laying their traps.

And that could only be one thing. School is back in session, almost. For some people.

A young man's fancy has turned to homework. That's right, exactly.

School's bow and boners. And boners. So much to do.

Awkward boners. So sexy. This is my brother, my brother. Me an advice show for the modern era.

Today we're going back to school. I am your brother, cum laude, Justin Macroi.

I am your class clown, Travis Macroi. And I and the valedictorian.

You don't get my name. Yeah, hard sound. So today we're talking back to school,

everything school related, a back to comprehensive, back to school guide for the youngsters out there.

And the young and hard. Just something to help you readjust your class schedule.

And the people maybe the people taking adult learning classes.

Maybe you're at the annex. Yeah, at the annex. Griffin, how did you feel back as a

youngster when when school would I actually I just had a conversation about this.

I got really excited when I was back to school time. You don't meet too.

I fucking love school supplies so much. I get excited when I walk through the stationery aisle.

And when I come, come August, walk through the stationery aisle of the HB. And I'm like,

I got to get some Lisa Frank's straight up packing my backpack like three weeks prior to

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