The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era, I am your host,

Justin McElroy. I am co-host Travis McElroy. I'm co-host, co-host, co-host. Hi co-host.

Hi co-host. Hi, this is co-host. So today we're going to kick things off. I've given everyone an

assignment. We're going to put the debt ceiling on the old comedy juicer and just kind of see

what comes out. What comes out? See what kind of jokes we came up with. Now, I like my comedy pulpy,

so I'm definitely going to go with a bainer sounds like boner joke. Travis, what do you feel?

What do you feel like? I like puns, so I'm going to say my debt ceiling has a sunroof.

Okay. I think that ceiling has a sunroof. Okay. That sounds more like the origins of like a

shitty political cartoon. Oh, what I was going to go with is something a little more man of the

people. I was going to say, I don't know about the debt ceiling, but I've certainly reached my

give a shit ceiling. And then I was going to go a twang. If someone could provide that sound

effect for me, that would be great too. Is that a spittoon sound you just made? No, it's like a

twang. Like a banjo riff. It's more like a twang. It's like you released a bone arrow. It's

almost sort of like a, it's like HTML, but instead of saying the previous text was emphasized

for italics, it says the previous text had a twang to it. So it's like HTML for speech.

Talk, talk to you. Yes. Talk to me. I like that. I like that a lot. What I'm using it for jokes,

I call it hot. It's about, it's about comedy. How about HTML, LOL. That's that we would also

accept HTML, LOL. I was just sitting here trying to think of flash flash based puns. I don't think

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