The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Live for the floor of Comic Con, it's my brother, my brother, me, and a vice-show for the

Mazur Nara. I'm Marmaduke. I'm Naruto. Is that a thing? Yeah, you're Naruto, I'm Marmaduke.

Travis, he can cause playing as. Beetle Bailey. Oh man. Oh man, Travis won it. Sarge is back on the case.

He's going after Travagan. Travis has actually matched up Beetle Bailey and think about Beetle

Boards, which everyone knows we're all about, especially Beetle Bailey and Robo Bugs. It's

big bad Beetle Bailey. Yeah. If this is supposed to be a comic convention, there should be way more

stinklines floating around this place. That's all I can think is like if this were a comic book,

you wouldn't even be able to see the sides. You would be able to navigate the floor. You're talking

about like pig pen-esque stinklines. Pig pen stink. I think there should be more PU

lines. I think if you wanted to cosplay something, you should just have visible stinklines

emanating from your body. Because come on man. Look at yourself. That's a slippery slope though,

because if I ever went to Comic Con, I would just walk around and be like, oh, your PU lines.

Oh, your stinklines. Oh no. You just kind of have that's just the stink of the con. We're not

actually there, but we can, through the magic of audio and imagination, we can be there.

I'm really happy to see all of the Kevin James cosplayers this year.

Yeah. I bet Kevin James is there. I bet he's dressed up like the fattest doctor who?

Yeah, it should be tough to find a fat guy at Comic Con. This is a lot to keep an eye peel for him.

Doctor who took my lasagna? Sorry, Kevin James.

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