The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era. A lot of people ask

Justin, why do you keep recording this show? They say nobody, you know, it angers as many people as

it helps. Why do you keep recording it? And I keep recording it because every week we try to come

up with some topical thing to talk about to begin our program, and I get Travis's suggestions.

Travis, you should introduce yourself. Oh hello, I'm Travis McElroy.

And Griffin, you're up in this piece too, right? I am all up in this bitch and it to win it.

And it to win it. Travis, why don't you hit everybody with what your big suggestions were for this week.

And I don't want any editorializing. I just want you to list the topics that you suggested for

our comedy podcast to kick off with. Okay, well, the first one is simply that ceiling.

That ceiling. Yeah. Okay. Who's ready to laugh? Number two, Greece is going into default.

Now, if you get some like hand jive, Olivia Newton, John action in there, I think you could maybe

maybe get something going. Travis, I know what all those words isolated what they mean.

I did together though, not quite so sure what it what a default. I thought the third one was the real

gem that I really thought we could have mined for comedy, but it was a Monty Carlo is coming out

starring Selena Gomez. Oh, you mean the the big race? Yeah, the big race, that's news.

If you could just talk about the race, like the formula. Oh no, it's it's a comedy movie for tweens.

Oh yeah, and you're pretty you would say you're pretty excited.

Well, Andy McDowell's in it. Oh shit. That's not treasure. She's one of the one celebrity crush.

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