The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Father's Day, Anthony Weiner. We tried to come up with a way to combine those two openings

for 30 minutes, solid nothing. He's a daddy, right? Instead, we'll just say,

Anthony Weiner, Father's Day, my brother, my brother and me, sorry to begin in such an upsetting

fact, that's the McElroy. Topical cutting edge. Cutting edge. Weiner, weiner, weiner.

A lot of comedians are making weater puns, but nobody's really embracing just saying weiner day.

I've fallen behind on the news. What's this guy's story? What's his sitch? His story is he is

a lawmaker with a really great sense of irony. Yeah, and a really great iron, a really great

nine iron down there in his zone. He means, I mean, in his catty shack. He's down in his ratty shack.

Representative Weiner, um, represented his Weiner to a lady on Twitter. But it doesn't matter because

the comedic ground has already been thoroughly sort of sort of tilled. What I'm saying is we're going

to, nobody's pushed at the extra level of blending with Father's Day. Oh, obviously. Right,

we're right. I think it's going to give it that special contest bycety. We regularly provide

with our topical mashups. Is that a lot? No. Hold up. Hold up. This cat, he tweeted a dick pic.

We can't, I can't like keep you. No, no, hold on. This is a flapper gassing. This is a chance

for real world wisdom. Like, unless, unless you've got a sign, a sign of fact somewhere of like a

hyper-vehric chamber opening and you stepping out of it. No, seriously, so he didn't text it.

He tweet blasted his dick to a woman. Yes. How do you forget that? You forget that D to signify

a direct message and says just like, Hey, Lori, look what I did. Check out this dick and these balls.

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