The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

All right, get ready to sail the 70s of Calvary.

With my brother and my brother, we did a video of our show for the modern era of Barca U by

Pirates of the Caribbean on a stranger's hide. One second.

Pretty sure that movie this season. Yo, ho, ho. Did not come out this week.

And a bottle of Sprite. Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of Lofts.

This is just, I'm just a match. What's that on the horizon? It's chuckles.

I'm your captain, Pirate Black Justin. No, no, no, no, and I'm the first mate, Travis.

And I'm Davey Jones, cool, EA, who's the dark pirate of comedy.

So we're three Pirates of comedy. We've sailed under Jack Sparrow for low these many years aboard

the Black Pearl, taking in his tutelage. And this is a theme podcast. His high seas tutelage.

We're this is brought to you, of course, by the new Disney picture. I think it's going to be a

big smash. It's Pirates on stranger tides. We in the know just call it Pirates because what else could

you be talking about? I call it P4. I'm a real fan. Yeah. P4. You know, P4 this weekend?

Oh, you know it. I thought the real fans didn't count three. So this would technically be P3 in

the cannon. In the cannon spell with two ends because we're just so crazy about pirate ships.

Yeah, all aboard for hilarity. So we this is a device show, of course, obviously. We take your

questions and turn them like using the magic of the mysterious island of Tortuga into wisdom.

Which craft of Tia Dalma?

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