The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome, my brother, my brother, me to the advice show for the modern era. It's June, and you know what that means?

We are frantically prepping for the biggest summer event of the year, a week-long celebration of fun

and for holiday that we like to call Fat BeachCon 2011.

PBC. PBC is the industry insider lingo. Yeah. PBC.

I heard that this year we're going to actually do a panel and they were going to get Alma Collins

and Eric Fleeks and Brian Hooks and Germaine Huggie Hopkins. They're all going to be there, guys.

Travis, you possess an encyclopedic knowledge of the people who were in Fat Beach with a pH.

Travis is actually the keynote speaker of our event. Actually, we refer to it as the G-note speaker,

but you get the idea. Did you know, remember my girlfriend's name?

Yeah, you can buy the soundtrack to Fat Beach on Amazon right now on audio CD for $1.99.

I actually can't. I can't do that. That is prime, too. Two-day shipping.

I need it now. Hey, Fat Beach. Amazon, get it to me now.

How quickly can you get it before our Fat BeachCon? My name is Justin McRoy. I'm your oldest brother and

a conference scheduling supervisor. I am Travis McRoy, your middle-est brother and keynote speaker.

G-note speaker. I am Griffin McRoy. I am a cool-y-o-cost player.

So what we do is we take your questions, both Fat Beach and non-Fat Beach related and turn them into

wisdom. Let's get right into it. I'm a bin-bam. I'm contemplating vitrining out into the

Twitter sphere for the first time, and I feel like I need a signature Twitter handle to mark this

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