MBMBaM 56: Wet Hugs

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2011

⏱️ 55 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

After recording in the comfort, safety and familiarity of our daddy's house, we've returned once again to our respective Midwestern and Appalachian home bases. It's sort of like that song "Country Roads, Take Me Home," only ... um, in reverse. Suggested talking points: Kirk Cameron: Envoy to the Stars, GORP, Never Been Embraced, Candybeer, Crushed by a Yeti, Futureballs, Blanketarian, Where's Falcone

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Welcome to the first, my brother and my brother in me direct from heaven, the Holy of Holies.
0:55.2	Post-rapture got swept away. If you didn't get left behind, you guys swept away.
1:03.1	And now we're here. We're up here. We did it. We did it. It's super nice.
1:08.0	We did it. Nobody has belly buttons, which is kind of weird. That was a surprise.
1:14.7	And they show to catch a predator reruns all day, because that shows pretty much always great
1:22.5	to always get us down super smooth. There is one downside.
1:26.8	Tell me, Griffin got left behind. Griffin did get left behind.
1:30.7	What we have done is made a deal with the devil that once a week we can go back to earth to record an
1:38.4	advice show for the modern era. Not this week. This week, Jesus let Griffin come up to see what he's missing.
1:45.6	Guys, guys, you guys seriously, me and Kirk Cameron are tight, tight bros now.
1:51.9	Yeah. Wait, did he get left behind?
1:54.3	He did as sort of an envoy. See, Ellie. That's his new role is Kirk Cameron envoy to the stars.
2:02.8	It's just me and him just fucking wrapping about bananas and how good they are.
2:08.5	Wait, is Kirk Cameron in bananas?
2:11.1	He's like super, have you never seen that clip that YouTube clip?
2:14.6	No. He's like, he talks about bananas. He's like bananas prove that God exists,
2:19.2	because there's just so perfect. So perfect. These bananas could not possibly be
2:26.4	some sort of cosmic accident. I get it, Kirk. They're delicious and they fit right in your hand
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