MBMBaM 55: Spaghettageddon

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2011

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We did another episode together in the same room, sitting on the same couch. We're very, very sorry about the slight dip in sound quality, but we do not apologize for the weird, weird things we say due to our proximity. See you guys at Pasta Party 2012! Suggested talking points: Destination Wedding, Ally McBathroom, A Frame for Fame, The Gym Ruiner, French Science/British Crime, The Pussycat Discography, The Book of Robots, Sister Sister, The Shrek Ending, Violet Bonergard

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:45.1	We got a live live from the spot, Ruffin Raw at our daddy's house. Let me check the date. I just
0:51.5	opened up the calendar. It's Pasta Party 2011. Welcome to our daddy's house. We're live from our
0:57.9	daddy's couch. Let me check this, let me check the spaghettiometer because it looks like we're going
1:02.5	full blown pasta spaghetti on spaghetti. Get a get in 2011. As you well know, as you've probably
1:10.1	guessed, we had a we carboloded pre-show at here in Ironton, our stepmom Carol fetus, a bunch of
1:18.8	spaghetti. We're fucking prun. We're gonna get some spaghetti. She's not fucking funny enough.
1:27.1	Eat some more spaghetti. She shoved this spaghetti fistful after a fistful of sweet spaghetti into my
1:32.8	mouth. I am ready to blow. It's time to get spaghetti. You got spaghetti. Spaghetti, you fucker.
1:45.6	You got spaghetti. I'm for real though. Ruffin Raw, I know people will become a
1:49.6	custom to a certain level of editing juice before I try to show. This is not going to be one of
1:54.0	those abs. It's going to be rough raw. Just cut it, set it, forget it. We are gathered around one
2:00.7	mic the last time we did this. Two of us were jet lagged. And I was drunk. And chaps was drunk.
2:05.8	So, no, it's not going to be like this. This is my brother and my brother. Me. It's an advice show
2:09.6	for the modern era. I am your most excellent eldest brother, Justin McRoy. And I am the
2:15.6	middleest brother, Travis McRoy. And I'm Griffin and I'm a child. This is an advice show. We take
2:20.6	your questions and turn them into advice. I am drinking a red stripe because this show is coming
2:25.6	you straight from the islands. I've got a red stripe going and an amber brown. I just know
2:30.7	honey brown. I was still going to my sh- Travis got a beer before we started and then said,
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