MBMBaM 546: A Force Sandwich with Lightsaber Sauce

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We got secrets! Lots of kinds of secrets. Movie secrets. Food secrets! Outer space secrets. You’re invited to listen in as we divulge these secrets, provided you tell NOBODY about what you learn today. Suggested talking points: Crash Bandicoot Market, Arby’s Walk-in, Matt Damon’s Dookie Potatoes, Jammers, Tuna Mysteries, Star Wars Improvisation Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:10.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:17.0	What's up you cool baby?
0:20.0	Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and it's...
0:24.0	We're gonna give advice and you'll find me sick, laughter it is in store, come inside and see.
0:32.0	It's time to start, it's my brother, my brother and me.
0:41.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me and advice show from the modern era.
0:45.0	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
0:47.0	I'm your middleist brother, Travis, all-barc, nobody, woof woof, Mangy Mongrel dog, pwn!
0:54.0	McElroy.
0:56.0	Okay, I didn't know at what point in there you would be finished saying dog stuff.
1:01.0	But this is Griffin McElroy, raw-hide, flea, flea and tick medicine, heartworm medicine.
1:09.0	Hey, can I ask you a song?
1:11.0	I love it.
1:13.0	I know Justin Griffin, you guys are big, big financial bros, big, you guys are Wall Street mogul.
1:21.0	I see a lot of people talking about the stocks.
1:26.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:27.0	Oh, and I'm so glad that I don't notice a lot of people talking about bonds so much.
1:32.0	Bonds are done, bonds are over.
1:34.0	They keep delaying it.
1:35.0	Yeah, okay.
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