MBMBaM 547: Chili Wonka

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this revelation is entirely in your hands. Suggested talking points: McElbucks, A Light Dusting of Power Tool Talk, Dad’s Sad Jams, Watch the Arches, It’s Really a Kadoozie (feat. special guestpert Krystina Arielle), Soup Bath Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:10.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:17.0	What's up you cool baby?
0:20.0	Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and it's...
0:24.0	We're gonna give advice and you'll find me sick, laughter it is in store, come inside and see.
0:32.0	It's time to start, it's my brother, my brother and me.
0:40.0	Travis, I don't know that I have questions.
0:44.0	I had emailed them to Christina, but I can email them again and they claim to say, I'm sorry.
0:51.0	No, that's not it. I probably didn't have ads in it, right?
0:56.0	You can say you could have just saved a little time and just say, I fucked up.
1:01.0	I fucked up and I didn't anticipate you're incompetent, so that was my fault.
1:05.0	No, no, it's not my fault because you didn't know how to do that.
1:08.0	You could definitely fuck this up.
1:10.0	I fucked up because I forgot about if you don't know how to search in your email.
1:13.0	That's fine.
1:15.0	No, no, the ads aren't, you didn't put the ads in, so you didn't put the ads in.
1:18.0	You fucked up by not, it's been feeding you the ads.
1:23.0	I'm glad we decided to start doing these cold opens.
1:26.0	I feel like it lends a real air of excitement and intimacy to the program.
1:33.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me in advice show for the modern era.
1:39.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
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