MBMBaM 545: Blood is Thicker than the Bun

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Even for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Most importantly: How does one turn an abandoned Taco Bell into a loving home? Suggested talking points: Professor Cabbage, Escape Room Conduit, Think Inside the Blood, Wendy’s Widow, The President of Boston, Clean Scrabble Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:10.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:17.0	What's up you cool baby?
0:20.0	Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and it's we're gonna give advice and you'll finally stick.
0:28.0	After it is in store, come inside and see.
0:32.0	It's time to start, it's my brother, my brother and me.
0:40.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show the modern era.
0:46.0	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
0:48.0	Hello my children, it is I, the ascended Travis McElroy.
0:53.0	It's just the name Griffin is here.
0:56.0	Hello, I'm so glad that you, my brothers, could meet with me here.
1:02.0	Where are we?
1:03.0	Shit, you'll hear with me in the ascended plane.
1:06.0	It's the keto juice. I told you once he gets on that keto, I have been a different 21 days of salad in a row.
1:14.0	Oh wait, it really is dietary, but your ascension really is based in this.
1:19.0	I've had three weeks of salad straight and it seems that that was all it took.
1:27.0	Let me just crack into your blockchain real quick, hold on.
1:31.0	Okay, let me just look at the cookie points.
1:33.0	Oh my god.
1:35.0	Yes Griffin, are you kidding me?
1:38.0	I traded my cookie points in for one, a dune buggy and two, the ability to communicate telepathically.
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