The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

What's up you cool baby?

Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and it's we're gonna give advice and you'll find me sick.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me and advice show for the modern era.

This is your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middleist brother, big dog, woof woof, canine.

Can I just say you guys have been making a real meal out of the name introductions lately?

I feel like it's a bit like people just want to get to the the nut.

I feel like you guys are making faster through a lot of, well just say your name.

Okay, what about dog pound? It's me, your main giz brother, woof woof, Travis, bark bark, McElroy, woof.

This is Griffin McElroy. See that took like a three quarters of a second.

Well see, Griffin the problem is in the past we kind of let it get away from us pretty quickly.

I kind of hold on to it at least in January.

Dude, believe me, like I had a hole on a rific there for a while I turned into a dog like I get it.

But I think we're grownups now, you know, like one of us is one of us is 40.

I think that we should be more responsible and serious and less, less funny.

Thanks for listening to our podcast.

We hope you're making some effort to just keep it, keep it between the navigational beacons as James would say.

We're back on our regular recording schedule, which is hubris.

You almost had to fucking time code.

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