MBMBaM 543: Charles Equality Cheese

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for. Suggested talking points: Ted Cruz Christmas Carol, Viking Slumber, Cactus Bread, Rent-A-Child. To call your representatives and get stuff done: 5calls.org Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:10.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:17.0	What's up you cool baby?
0:20.0	Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and bits.
0:24.0	We're gonna give advice and you'll find me sick after it is in store. Come inside and see.
0:32.0	It's time to start, it's my brother, my brother and me.
0:41.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me in advice show for the modern era.
0:47.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
0:49.0	Wolf Wolf Dog Pound, I'm your main Gias brother Travis McElroy.
0:54.0	Who's got a bone?
0:56.0	I'm Griffin McElroy. I'm sorry, I apologize, I did not commit to the bit.
1:00.0	I've been practicing line of all week.
1:03.0	I've been working with Bruce Valange to script bind.
1:08.0	I can't, I put the time in, I paid premium $1.
1:13.0	For that Bruce Valange educational cameo.
1:17.0	Wow, oh, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
1:21.0	All right.
1:22.0	I want a munch.
1:26.0	Squat.
1:27.0	I want to munch for America.
1:31.0	Hello, welcome to munch squad.
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