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🗓️ 4 January 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.0 | Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:10.0 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. |
0:17.0 | What's up you cool baby? |
0:20.0 | Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and bits. |
0:24.0 | We're gonna give advice and you'll find me sick after it is in store. Come inside and see. |
0:32.0 | It's time to start. It's my brother, my brother and me. |
0:40.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me 2021. |
0:47.0 | Oh, my, I'm your oldest brother, Justin Macri. |
0:49.0 | I'm your, I'm your middleist brother, Travis Macri. Oh boy. And I am cyber and I am cyber man. |
0:58.0 | Looks like we made it. If you're listening to this, it's 2021. |
1:04.0 | That's a big if, Justin. |
1:07.0 | Huge, huge if it's still 2020. |
1:10.0 | Yeah, while we record this still 2020, still pretty, pretty bleak out there. |
1:15.0 | Big hopes 2021, big ray of sunshine. Some come out tomorrow. And drain the swamp. |
1:21.0 | I feel jealous of the listener. |
1:25.0 | Yes, because we're having to do this now on, you know, it is. |
1:32.0 | And we're still in the stink here. |
1:34.0 | It's still the stink here. Do you think there was a time during the dark ages where somebody said, |
1:40.0 | I think next year is the end of the dark ages and it sucks that we're still in the, like do you think that they have that kind of awareness then? |
1:46.0 | They were like, I can't believe we have to stay in the dark ages for one more year. |
1:50.0 | Yeah, they were like, I just heard about this thing called bloodletting and it's going to turn this shit all the way around. |
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