The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and brother and me, an advice show for the

engineer. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis.

It's like, anytime he talks different from how he normally talks, you can feel it in here.

I can feel my Jeep I'm driving, so rolling backwards into bit country, but this is Griffin,

McElroy. What's your name, Travis? The back of your chest spinning, Griffin, we got to get the hell out of here.

It's a matter, Travis. It's not really a bed. Can I be? That always means it's a bed all day.

I'm Griffin, you gotta get a little more gas. It's a difficult time of year, and there's a lot of

emotions that play. Can I talk to you guys about something real honest, something real, something real?

Griffin, I warn you, he is using the foe since your tone. This is always a recipe for disaster.

We gotta get out of here. Find those keys. I just forgot to put the damn snow tires on, but yeah,

damn we're trapped. All right, trap. Quick, just acknowledge what he said, Griffin.

All right, trap, tell us on our comedy podcast what's really making you very sad right now.

Do you guys think, and I really appreciate you guys letting me be vulnerable like this. Do you

guys think that in the end, the bumble and euconcronelios end up together?

Now, that's something to talk about, isn't it? That's something worth talking about. I don't know

why that would make our brothers so sad. Well, because I'm just worried that they don't, that they

don't end up together, and that they just don't find love in a hopeless place.

I'm in a hopeless place right now, pretty far from love and the light of the Lord, but I don't

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