The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me in advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. Just here, those T-R-A-V-I-S bells.

I'm your middle brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother,

dash to the reindeer McElroy. Hold on up your back. What? I don't know, this is for the show or not.

I don't know either. I think you might have just flown off to take

Santa and all these crazy reindeer, but we're still making show. Yeah.

It just works just fine without Griffin. Yeah, I think it flows better. I think the chemistry is there.

Same show basically without Griffin. A lot of, it feels like a lot of dead air is gone.

This is all 100% usable content. Salve-Vigible content. Well, you know what, I can go

ahead and tell people this is our candlelight special. Indeed it is, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're celebrating our fake holiday. Hey, hey, Griff, are you okay? Yeah, I had a, I've been waiting on

gift for Rachel that I would need to sign for that I needed to intercept. Oh, was it from Santa?

I tried to do that because I got Sydney a rug to replace the rug that the cat pissed on.

And there's just no, there was no way to do it. Yeah, we're both at the house all the time.

I got her like a nursery rocker too and that one showed up in a big box from Wayfair that was like,

Hey, Rachel, here's your nursery rocker. Griff, I got it for you. Merry Christmas.

There was no carry carry do it. I hope she's not a listener because this. This isn't the show.

Oh, I'm a mistake. Oh, how embarrassing. Drusted it when I thought it was the show.

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