MBMBaM 534: The Hang-in-There Burger

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We’ve all been through the wringer these past couple of weeks, but don’t worry! We have a burger, now, that’s gonna fix EVERYTHING. Take a bite, savor its complex flavor profile, and allow its powerful beef juices to do their thing. Suggested talking points: Concessions, Waxy Sex Tongs, Waterbed Secrets, Jacket Half-Theft, What’s the Cups, Chainsaw Surprise Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and the vice-show for the modern era.
0:47.7	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-ass brother,
0:51.2	Trevor. I'm as McElroy. Good evening. Oh, no. Okay. Please be seated.
0:57.7	I thank you to my team, and I want to say thank you to everyone who worked so hard on this
1:09.2	campaign this effort. It felt like me, Griffin McElroy, the youngest brother, wasn't even one
1:17.5	entity because our hearts had merged, but as we all know, it was looking good there in the
1:23.1	beginning, but things started to change colors, which is confusing to me. And so I am afraid I am
1:32.7	here tonight to concede my presidential bid. And I wanted to say out there, I love my wife and
1:42.3	God and my kid. And I just, I worked so hard, but off-beens, it didn't happen this time around.
1:50.7	Uh, uh, Mr. McElroy, uh, Travis McElroy of the Travis McElroy monthly.
1:55.5	Yeah. Um, what party were you running with? I didn't hear a lot about
2:00.1	your party rock party rock party rock anthem. The party rock anthem party or is it just called party
2:06.1	rock anthem? Have you heard the song? It's not party. It's not called party rock anthem party. Is it
2:11.9	that was your political party was the next next question? This is next question. Uh, yeah, you're
2:18.2	promised to send every American. I'm sorry. Please introduce yourself. Oh, hi. This is Justin McElroy
2:24.0	from Quibi. Um, you're, uh, you said that you were going to, uh, uh, send every American family
2:31.5	100,000. And I have it here in my notes. Hold on one second. I'm rubbing two great old flogged
2:39.6	gift cards together. Right. Uh, 100,000 smack aronis. You said sure. Yeah. I was surprised that people
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