The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. McElroy.

You did get me on that one. You got me on that one. Thanks.

You did get me on that one. So I wanted to start, you know, I hate to do it, but I'm gonna start

a little political. Did you say, political?

Time for ball. And then to eat some boscadie. Time for ball, ballo tics.

So I did a tweet. There's your first mistake. I did a tweet because I want it because a question,

I had like a hypothetical question, and I needed answers, right? And so I put this hypothetical

out to the internet. And it received, before voting closed, 34,913 replies. Oh wow.

And I want to dig into this. And it got so much of a response. I wanted to dig into this question

with you guys and really talk through some of the data. Did you get ratioed as the teens say?

I don't think so. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Teen's are fucking wild about fractions, I guess.

And I'm stoked. People always talking about like, it's just phones, phones, phones, phones,

but they're out here talking about ratios and Pythagoras. I thought it was radio like patio.

Okay. All right. So here's the tweet. Okay. That's the tweet. I'm, here's the tweet. I got a new

hypothetical that's gonna sweep the nation and add some sparkle to your next Zoom happy hour.

If, and here's it, and I want to pose it to you, my brothers, if you could,

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