The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. Hello, I'm Travis McElroy,

and I'm running a bit late, so I recorded my part of the intro ahead of time,

and it will be filling in between everyone else's bits. But don't worry, I've done this show

over 500 times. And this is Griffin McElroy now that I'm going to make friends. Weird,

it's already off. It's already weirdly off. It's a shame that you're not sure. Good one, Griffin.

When Travis went to space on the big hero mission to stop the the Hubble from falling on all of us,

I thought that was brave of him. I did not think about it being a scheduling issue.

A schedule Ross Perot. I haven't heard that name in forever.

Shit, he told us to talk about Ross Perot, and we fucking, okay, let's try and get

let's get the shit back on track. Ross Perot, I remember that guy. He used to do political stuff,

and he didn't live to see Elon Musk shoot several people into space. He's dead. Okay,

we're this is sounding good, actually. No, no, no, Travis Elon Musk is very much alive.

I'm fucking Elon Musk. Wow, okay, this is interesting. Because what did he think?

What bridge did he think? Where did he think we were going to go with that?

I know he hates underground magnetic sort of maglev tunnels. That's like a thing he's always

kind of talking about. Travis is half train. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, our mom was a train.

Two two. Okay, this is fucked up now. It is actually getting a little weird.

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