The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Okay, this is the introduction to the program. We've been doing our introduction

the set, like the very beginning, the same way for 500 and how are the f***ing many episodes.

Wait, how are we in it now? Yeah, this is the show. I want to start, we're going to start the show,

but we're going to do it different. We have to organically find that. All right, it can't be a bit,

it can't be a bit, it's got to be like practiced, sounding good, but it's just got to organically

happen without me sort of taking control and steering as I have as the cappeton.

If you're going to make a strategy or plan for how to cope with this, you can't. It's just got

to be like, we talk in our book, everybody has a podcast except you in theaters January 2021.

If you sneak it into the theater, you got to have a plan. It's the only book that also works as a

mask, so you can just wear it when you go to the theater. People think it sounds organic when you

start doing a show, it sounds natural and organic, and I just want to see what organically happens

without a strategy for how to begin the program. Well, who's that talking? That's my older brother,

Justin McRoy. Hey, Travis, thanks for, say, I know you fucked it up. All right,

I've talked about it. Justin, Justin is time for the weekly joke. It's time for Justin's joke.

Who are we? Now, we would definitely introduce ourselves in this new introduction. This is before

Travis and I introduced ourselves to you. Yeah, historically have done Justin's,

Greg Justin's, Justin, it used to be called Justin's naughty joke the week and it was, it was

horrible. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was like sexual joke. It's like dirty, it's fun. Like

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