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🗓️ 12 October 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, and advice here for the |
0:49.7 | modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. And me? Well, I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. |
1:04.4 | I'm your youngest one, Griffin McElroy. Why do we laugh? We record these on Thursdays. We |
1:09.6 | have no fucking idea what kind of a weekend ahead of us we have. Laughter may not be the order |
1:15.0 | of the day come Monday afternoon, but I don't know, man. May as well laugh when you can, right? |
1:23.6 | All things considered. Not a bad way. All things considered. |
1:29.6 | Not a bad way. Comparatively. Comparatively. Comparatively. All things considered. All things considered. |
1:35.2 | If you were to take all things into consideration, not a bad week. Here's what I was going to say. |
1:40.0 | I'm going to say this one thing. If you told me one calendar year ago, the week that contained a day |
1:49.1 | that I woke up with a fever thinking I had a deadly virus, then got tested for that deadly virus. |
1:54.3 | And I would think of that week as a pretty good week. Yeah. I would have not believed what you |
1:59.4 | were saying. I would not have believed it, but that situation did transpire. Yeah. Everything's fine. |
2:05.4 | But still pretty good week. You know, if you had told me when I was a young lad of say eight or |
2:12.8 | nine, that they would come a week where a fly landing on someone's head was national news. I would |
2:20.1 | have laughed in your face. I was asking funny. And he laughed in your face. The bug landed there |
2:25.8 | because it was shit and he smelled that shit and he wanted to eat it and bark on it, which |
2:32.5 | is pretty much what everyone is going with. Oh shit. Just fucking good. Man. I do want to point |
2:37.9 | out two things. One still very bad things. How deep the way yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
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