MBMBaM 530: Boat Beauties

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires. Boats and teeth, teeth and boats. All the way down. Suggested talking points: Cincinnati Prize Mummy, Grungy Dooblord, A Free Boat, Plastic Bag Art, They Will Use the Teeth Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	We're everybody welcome my brother, my brother, and me. And if I show for the modern era,
0:48.7	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I am your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.
0:54.4	I'm your sweet baby brother, and thirty-nine thirty-mean illuminator, and it's said that
0:58.1	and we're all good from McElroy, but it's still true. Guys, I'm so excited. Uh, folks at home,
1:03.0	you're going to be so excited. We got special guests with us this week. You'll never believe it.
1:07.9	It's the my brother, my brother, and me fall time prize, mummy. What?
1:12.4	Oh, the prize mummy is back, do you remember the prize, mummy?
1:14.9	The fall time prize mummy. Yeah.
1:18.6	The prize mummy, we did him back in what? 2012?
1:22.5	Yeah. I do not, I have no memory of the things you're saying.
1:28.0	We did prize mummy in 2012, 2013. I think that was the last one. We changed up the rules each time,
1:33.9	like one you had to rip a bandage off, and however much you got off, you got that much back in.
1:38.6	That's right. Uh, store credit.
1:40.8	I mean, it's very funny. I'll wall about it over here. It was, yeah, it was, fuck.
1:44.3	It was funny. It was funny. It was only going to be funnier.
1:46.8	He used to be the Halloween prize mummy, and then we did some focus testing,
1:52.8	and we, that wasn't playing super well with our Christian base.
1:56.9	So he became the fall time prize mummy. That might be why you don't remember him right away,
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