MBMBaM 526: Why Not a Wizard?

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Please, please let us do wrestling. Does anyone know anyone who’s doing wrestling that we could Skype with? We have really, really good wrestling ideas, most of which are based around telekinesis and fantastical incantations. Suggested talking points: Balloon Man, Window Washer Sneakrets, Wrestling Magic, Tye-Dye Whoopsie, Sports Fusion, Oozefest Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.html Support the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/ Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother me an advisor for the
0:47.3	modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
0:51.9	I'm the mystical magical illusionist, entertainer David Blaine. David, so happy to have you here.
0:58.2	Wow, what an honor. Sorry, I got delayed by some crosswinds over Milwaukee, and so it delayed me
1:06.7	coming into the studio today. Just a few days after your dramatic ascent holding a lot of balloons.
1:16.0	Yeah, uping yourself is what the kids call it. Yeah, I did an up, and it was an exhilarating
1:23.1	journey that brought the country together, and it was an illusion. Also, I liked doing it a lot,
1:30.9	and I had a lot of fun doing it. So that's the only means of conveyance you're using.
1:35.8	So now I do it all the time because when you get on a airplane, they aren't doing a great job
1:43.2	of the social distancing. Have you guys heard about this? No, it was a social, you might have been,
1:50.9	David, you got up to 24,900 feet. Yeah. You must have been the most socially distance person on the
2:02.3	plane while I was until one of my balloons popped and it released the stinky breath of a sick man.
2:10.4	The balloons were all blown up by a big man with powerful breath, and I found out later he was sick
2:17.4	with it. So I don't know, it was again the crosswinds may have diluted it somewhat, but that may
2:24.8	have been Smilex gas. You know how the Joker do. Yeah, the Joker's always on my nuts. Can I, can I
2:33.2	give you a, I just want to say thank you, Mr. Blaine, because for it is amazing how your balloon trip
2:44.6	captivated the hearts and minds of everyone. And for for days now, it's all anyone has been talking
2:52.8	about across all social. It's literally the only thing being discussed is I think the first thing
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